Eye of the Hurricane

March 19, 2009

Bracketologist and Chief

Filed under: Uncategorized — bapsupreme @ 5:12 am

Dear Mr. President,
What is the deal with you and Pittsburgh? First it was the Steelers in the Super Bowl, and now you think Pitt is going to beat Duke. I bet you think the Pirates are gonna win the World Series.
I don’t want to scare you but reelection is in four years. And college fans are like elephants…they never forget. A large part of your vote was from college students, but with your latest bracket you may have pissed off some potential voters…there is probably a reason no president has publicly made their tourney choices known. Oh and isn’t your brother-in-law a coach in the Pac 10. If you don’t think they’ll make it past the first weekend I bet that’ll make the next family gathering a little awkward.
Stop telling ESPN your bracket choices, and just give us our bailout plan.
Love and loyaly,
MacKenzie G.

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